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Q. whats the difference between a sound guy and god?
A. god dosent think hes a sound guy.
Q. what do you call a basement full of sound guys?
A. a wine cellar.
Q. what a sound guy use for birth control?
A. his personality.
thank you all be here all week. please try the liver
A. god dosent think hes a sound guy.
Q. what do you call a basement full of sound guys?
A. a wine cellar.
Q. what a sound guy use for birth control?
A. his personality.
thank you all be here all week. please try the liver
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Re: sound guy jokes
Thu, May 11, 2006 - 7:28 AMWhy do sound guys count to two?
Because on three you lift.
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Re: sound guy jokes
Thu, May 11, 2006 - 9:33 AMQ: How tall is the average union electrician?
A: Don't know. Never seen one stand up.
Q: How do you know when a union electrician is dead?
A: The doughnut rolls out of his hand.
Q: Why do sound guy's say "check, one, two?"
A: If they could count any higher, they'd be a lighting tech. -
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Re: sound guy jokes
Thu, May 11, 2006 - 11:02 PMQ. why do the teamsters have a horse as their mascot?
A. horse sleep standing up. -
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Re: sound guy jokes
Fri, May 12, 2006 - 7:59 AMHow many union electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
43 - ya got a problem with that!!!!! -
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Re: sound guy jokes
Fri, November 24, 2006 - 9:08 PMFirst, it's not a light. It's an instrument. And it's not a bulb. It's a lamp.
There's a minimum of three electricians - a climber, a grounder, and an ME to run the call.
And it's on a four hour minimum.
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Re: sound guy jokes
Thu, March 13, 2008 - 8:44 PMwhy they only count to two is on three you lift and if you can count to four your a musician
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Re: sound guy jokes
Mon, May 15, 2006 - 4:19 AMwhy did the Actor cross the road?
someone was watching. -
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Re: sound guy jokes
Thu, November 16, 2006 - 10:13 AMQ: what's the difference between at sound guy and a terrorist.
A: At least you can negotiate with a terrorist
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Re: sound guy jokes
Wed, March 28, 2007 - 1:51 PMdid you hee about the sound guy that was so dumb even the carpenters noticed -
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Wed, March 28, 2007 - 8:31 PMWhat's the difference bettween an A/V tech and a 6 week old puppy ?
The puppy will quit whinning eventually. -
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Re: sound guy jokes
Tue, April 10, 2007 - 11:53 AMA sound guy, a lighting guy, a video guy, a Texan, and a Mexican walk into the bar. They order a round of tequila shooters.
The Mexican says "This is how we let loose down in Mexico." He drinks a shot of tequila, and lets out a yell.
The Texan says "This is how we let loose down in Texas." He drinks a shot of tequila, lets out a 'yee-hah', and fires his six shooters into the air.
The Sound and Video guy say "This is how we unwind after a gig." They each drink a shot of tequila, they each grab one of the Texan's guns, and they each shoot the Lighting guy. -
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Re: sound guy jokes
Sat, June 16, 2007 - 1:23 AMQ: do you know why electrians dont smoke pot?
A: becuase it would take them a year to light it.
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Re: sound guy jokes
Mon, June 18, 2007 - 8:22 PMWho many sounds guys does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they dont do lights -
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Re: sound guy jokes
Tue, June 19, 2007 - 9:30 AM>Who many sounds guys does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they dont do lights<
Do you really think a sound guy knows when he's in the dark?
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Re: sound guy jokes
Fri, March 14, 2008 - 4:34 PMdid ya hear what the teamster got on his IQ test?..... drool
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Re: sound guy jokes
Wed, January 7, 2009 - 11:35 AMhear about the new smith & wesson gun called "the teamster"?... its alway load, it never works and you cant fire it.
